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11/25/2006: "Weekend lessons"
Song of the Day: U2 & Green Day - The Saints Are Coming
Things I've learned this weekend:
1) The booty-check is a flirtation device you can use to discover if a guy's pen0r works by slightly sitting on his lap. Or maybe it's to discover if you, specifically, turn him on. I'm still a little fuzzy on the whats and wheres and whys of this, which is okay, because I'd never be able to do it myself without falling over laughing.
2) Hot guys are a dime a dozen, but funny hot guys are rare enough to awaken me from the apathy I've felt towards men lately. When confronted with a funny hot guy, it's all I can do to not blurt out, "You're funny, will you marry me so I can flutter my eyelids at you while you say funny things?" This obviously means that I can't marry Lex Luthor, since he never smiles, much less jokes around, on Smallville, but his alter-ego Michael Rosenbaum would be a more-than-acceptable substitute, from the looks of the special features on the DVDs.
3) Scratching a guy's back for 15 minutes can net you a killer backrub. This may only apply when the guy in question is hot and funny.
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Damn, girlfriend, I want YOUR weekend.Pootie, Sunday, November 26th