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09/24/2006: "Yeah, this is real"

Song of the Day: David Bowie - Never Let Me Down

The setting: My apartment a little over a year and a half ago.
The players: Me and a boy (he does not Qualify as a man, as you'll soon see) I used to date

Boy: *exits bathroom* "You need to mop your bathroom floor."
Me: "Oh?"
Boy: "Yes, I missed the toliet while peeing."
Me: *very, very very long pause* "Could you repeat that?"
Boy: "I missed the toliet, so now you need to mop in there."
Me: *stares at Boy as if he has two heads* "There are cleaning supplies in the closet and under the sink."
Boy: "What, you want ME to do it?!?!"

And then he wondered why he got dumped.

One might think this might have been a one-time, momentary lapse of judgment, but this boy really was so damn lazy that he couldn't clean up his own urine. He used to refuse to put his dishes in my dishwasher when he came over, because, "We didn't have one of those when I was growing up. I don't know how to use it." I discovered it was far easier to get rid of the boy than it was to clean his dishes for him after he left.

Replies: 3 Comments

I remember laughing like crazy when Amy told me about that.

That's another one I can chalk up to my side in the conflict of good men vs. good-looking men. I may not be attractive, but I know how to clean my pee.

Which reminds me.

Jeff, Tuesday, September 26th

Aww, Jeff, I think you're good looking AND well-mannered. And I'm sure Amy agrees!

Brooke, Tuesday, September 26th

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

HAHAHAHA.

"HEY MOM, GUESS WHAT? YOU'RE GONNA LAUGH."

I still remember her face when I told her this.

Lindsay, Wednesday, September 27th