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07/31/2006: "Arrrrr"

Song of the Day: Sylver - Lay All Your Love on Me

Yesterday, I bought a camoflauge-print bikini that has a sparkly, pink skull and crossbones on one triangle. I decided today, while wearing it, that it made my boob a pirate.

While wearing this bikini, I was observing Shannon's boyfriend's friends and being reminded that buff guys who have major pecs and biceps are just plain gross.

I was also observing the fact that it really sucks when you miss someone so much that it feels like you can never get quite enough air with each breath, while also realizing that they probably never even think of you at all and are making it through the day quite fine and without any dramatic asthmatic symptoms. This sudden, stunning burst of the melancholy I thought I had been repressing was probably brought on by the fact that Shannon's boyfriend and his far-too-muscular friends share the same occupation of said missed person.

Which begs the question, why can't I ever fall for and then have my heart broken by someone who I only connect with unpleasant things, such as brussels sprouts and bad sci-fi movies? It would be very easy to remove those associations from my life and then never be rudely reminded of the loss. The answer probably lies within the question, but damn would that be convenient.

Replies: 9 Comments

First of all, there is absolutely nothing wrong with pirates. Your boob should be honored.

Secondly, there is also nothing wrong with bad sci-fi movies. Sometimes, and especially the ones that go direct-to-cable on the Sci-Fi Channel, are better than the ones that are hastily shoved into the theaters (see: The Chronicles of Riddick, Blade:Trinity, Star Wars: Episodes I-III).

Jeff, Monday, July 31st

If they're BETTER than the ones in the theater, how are they BAD sci-fi then? :D

Brooke, Monday, July 31st

All sci-fi is bad, duh.

Also: Boo, mooning over jerks who don't deserve it. Hooray, beer!

(I hope you've seen the Red Stripe commercials so you understand that.)

j!!, Monday, July 31st

I have not seen those commercials, but it still makes perfect sense to me.

Brooke, Monday, July 31st

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfGkhhm4vXw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sc5Ufzxvd_8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HouIHGKWUpE

j!!, Monday, July 31st

Q: What's a pirate's FAVORITE print to have on a bikini?

A: Arrrr-gyle

I just had to do it. And boy's with muscles are overcompensating.

111@osu.edu">Amy, Tuesday, August 1st

Oh, thanks Amy. What are you trying to tell me? That I'm a wimp or that I'm underwhelming? Awesome, babe. Thanks.

Jeff, Tuesday, August 1st

Can't say I disagree about muscled-out men. Tone? Fantastic. Schwarzenegger-sized guns? Ick. There's nothing sexy about steroid abuse.

The Zero Boss, Wednesday, August 2nd

The other perosn thinks about you. It's human nature. They may hide it but they think.

TJ, Thursday, August 3rd