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07/16/2006: "Bad Girls"

Song of the Day: Faithless - The Garden

This article opened my eyes a bit. I always knew that women like the "bad boys" (which, if you ask me, are totally ridiculous and unsatisfying *yawn*), but I had no idea that men were, in turn, attracted to "bad girls." This seems to explain why men are generally not interested in me. The following is a list of things it seems I must do in order to make myself more attractive:



Then again, maybe it's just better to be single, especially since I generally laugh at men who think that a woman who does any of the above is an acceptable mate. I can't even think of what an "unreasonable demand" would be (go buy me a 5-foot tall chocolate easter bunny? make me a gourmet dinner using exotic truffles that grow only in Albania?). And as far as being upset when a hypothetical boyfriend wants to hang out with his friends...am I really supposed to be arsed about that? Would I really rather date a loser who doesn't have any friends?

Women. Sometimes, if it weren't for the sparkly eyeshadow and pretty clothes we get to wear, I think I'd hate being one.

Replies: 3 Comments

I'm calling it now. Bring a gamecube controller with you when you come back to Columbus and I will take you on at any game you want. CHALLENGE!

Jeff, Monday, July 17th

I've changed how Staid eats and dresses. And now, on to forbidding him to do things, changing his behavior, and making unreasonable demands. Wheee! Being a bad girl is fun! :D

j!!, Tuesday, July 18th

I read that article, too, and had the same thoughts about it... you're coming home tomorrow! YAY! :-)

Shannon, Friday, July 21st