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06/26/2006: "Who said trust and patience were good things?"

Song of the Day: Emiliana Torrini - To Be Free

I've been permanently shivering and freezing, no matter how many layers of clothes and blankets I pile on. I have a difficult time eating anything solid. I looked in the mirror yesterday and briefly wondered where my hips went. I've been sleeping over 12 hours each day. The only music I can listen to is really mellow trip-hop, and I've even been considering cracking out some Zero 7 crap. Yep, it all adds up, I'm really fucking depressed.

I need a puppy to cheer me up. Or maybe a frontal lobotomy.

So, my dear friends, I need you to send me things that make me happy. Suggestions for movies where people get blown up. Internet links to videos of dancing penguins. A rocket launcher that lets you enter very specific coordinates. Internet links to videos of dancing penguins blowing people up with rocket launchers. You get the idea.

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Kittens:

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2006/06/sleepies_sooo_s.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9PEvurk1yk&search=kitten

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOb1bRenkcA&search=kitten

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_M6RvmuBKQ&search=kitten

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXgkc9ea7u0&search=kitten

Tara, Monday, June 26th

Rocket launcher:
http://www.soe.ucsc.edu/~karplus/abe/soda-bottle-rocket.pdf

Anarchist handbook:
http://www.atomicbooks.com/products/-/6890.html

Ex boyfriend gets knocked the hell out:
http://www.yikers.com/video_ex_boyfriend_gets_knocked_the_hell_out.html

THE EX:
http://www.shopbobandjoyce.com/store/cart.php?m=product_detail&p=342

ex boyfriend punching bag with space to put photo:
http://www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=1110

Revenge:
http://makehimpay.net/get-revenge.html

Dear Ex-boyfriend, it's boring to stalk you now:
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/56548715.html

There's a start.

j!!, Monday, June 26th

Oh, and "Falling Down" is a nice, angry movie where obnoxious people get their due.

j!!, Monday, June 26th

Maybe a submarine would cheer you up: http://www.7secondsoflove.com/fans/submarine/

babakganoosh@yahoo.com">Babs, Tuesday, June 27th

revenge is good -- j is all over that. ;-) you might need a good angry belly-laugh though... i find that eddie izzard (angry tranny belly-laugh) and chris rock (angry black belly-laugh) are good for this.

may i also recommend "pretty hate machine."

finally, sometimes you need to succumb... one other way i've come out of it is to play nothing but tori amos for like three days -- eventually you're like, for god's sake woman shut up, and then you're just craving kylie again and all's well in the world.

pootie, Tuesday, June 27th

Tara - that explains my drunken conviction last night that I was going to go out and buy a cat today.

J - I think we should make that rocket launcher the next time we're together. While drinking beer.

Babs - I liked the submarine. Thank you.

Pootie - I did buy Dannii's new greatest hits today, so maybe I'm already craving Kylie after all that trip-hop.

Brooke, Tuesday, June 27th

Watch:

The Colbert Report
Ball of Fire
Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Little Willow, Saturday, July 15th