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07/16/2005: "I'm so drunk"

Song of the Day: All Saints - One More Tequila

There's nothing like being drunk off horrible whiskey shots after a really, really bad first date and talking with your two best girlfriends who you love more than you could ever love any guy. 'Cause guys who stop calling you after four dates are totally lame, and guys who are lame on the first date are totally lame. And whiskey is lame, but it's all I have, sadly enough. And after that first date, I need to be drunk. He was so lame. I think I've had six shots now. I'm shutting up now.

Replies: 9 Comments

I'd like to share some interesting parts of my convo that I'm having with Brooke with everybody:

SlayTPG1: I'M SO DRUNK
SlayTPG1: I LOVE YOU
SlayTPG1: and you're my sister
SlayTPG1: forever and ever
SlayTPG1: so you have to put up with me
SlayTPG1: even when you hate me
SlayTPG1: I've had like, 6 shots of whiskey
SlayTPG1: And it's SO FYCKING BAD
SlayTPG1: But it's all I have
SlayTPG1: 'Cause will left it here
SlayTPG1: ANd he's lame
SlayTPG1: SO lame
SlayTPG1: Just like the guy I went out with tongiht
SlayTPG1: I'd rather date my hamster than either of them
Defined Drama: Brooke.
Defined Drama: I fucking love you.
SlayTPG1: I just puked again

Lindsay, Sunday, July 17th

Wow. What alcohol can do to you.... ;-)

Love you!

Shannon, Sunday, July 17th

It's gonna rain all day here, and I'm gonna be reading Harry Potter til there's no more Harry Potter to read... while you have to study and deal with a hangover. Can't say I'm exactly envious. >:) hehe.

Seriously though, hope you're feeling alright. You looked like you were headed for a serious headache in the morning.

DPearl, Sunday, July 17th

Don't taunt the drunkard, Dpearl.

melantha, Sunday, July 17th

No headache! I don't think I've ever gotten a headache. My hangovers are all stomach related, and I think I slept through that.

Brooke, Sunday, July 17th

The drunkard stole my super power... I'm gonna sue. Either of you know a good lawyer? :)

DPearl, Sunday, July 17th

Roftl! I'm sorry about the bad date. You are funny when you're drunk. :-D

Tara, Sunday, July 17th

I'm so glad I'm a funny drunk and not mean, annoying, or violent. :D

Brooke, Sunday, July 17th

Yeah, quite entertaining, hehe. Now, on to more important matters. In The Halfblood Prince, in chapter 26 * * * * '* . :)

DPearl, Monday, July 18th