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06/27/2005: "Crispy golden brown"

Song of the Day: Robyn - Handle Me

I am the prettiest color right now. I've got this golden glow that far surpasses any tan I've ever had in terms of prettiness and intensity. And the best part is, I didn't have to bake myself under a cancer bulb to get it, and it was far less of a hassle to get it than using a fake tanner.

I've been using Jergen's Natural Glow Daily Moisturizer - after a shower, I just slather it on all over like I normally do with lotion, and voila, I'm no longer bone white. It's like magic, I swear. I'm sure that people look at me now and think that I'm just normal looking, since I'm so terribly pale usually, but whenever I look in the mirror, I'm like, "Hellooo sun goddess!"

Replies: 7 Comments

Of course we blog about the same damn thing on the same day. Ahahahaha!

melantha, Monday, June 27th

Stop trying to be me!! You will never be me!! Do you know why? Because I am YOU!

:D

Brooke, Tuesday, June 28th

Fine! You just go ahead and BE me, you MELANTHA FAKER!

melantha, Tuesday, June 28th

Fine! You just go ahead and BE me, you MELANTHA FAKER!

melantha, Tuesday, June 28th

Obviously you even faked that double post!

melantha, Tuesday, June 28th

Oooh, I'm using that stuff too...

..except I'm starting to glow this puke orange color...

Lindsay, Tuesday, June 28th

There are so many things I could say to that, Lindsay.

But I won't. ;)

Brooke, Wednesday, June 29th