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06/14/2005: "I'm just not that high maintenance"
Song of the Day: Colette - What's Wrong With Being Lonely
So it's that time of the year again when I'm reminded of how painfully pale I am. Every year, I wonder, "Should I mess with self-tanning lotions?" Tanning in the sun is out of the question - it never does me much good anyways, and I'd rather not look 50 when I'm 30. So the only other option is self-tanning cream, but then there's the issue of how difficult it would be to make my entire body one even color. Plus, every time you shave, you take off the layer of skin that's affected, which means that I'd have to re-fake it every other day.
I'm just not that high maintenance. I always come to the conclusion that I am how I am, and you while you never see Nicole Kidman with a tan, you certainly never think less of her because of it.
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Brooke, if you're white then I must blind people.Lindsay, Wednesday, June 15th
Lindsay, you get tan walking past a microwave. Remember when you were little and you spent every day of the summer in the pool? You looked like a martian by the end of the summer, with radioactive orange skin and bleached blonde hair.Brooke, Wednesday, June 15th