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05/27/2005: "Sexy voice?"

Song of the Day: Kylie Minogue - Breathe

As a result of my sinus problems, my voice has become low and scratchy. I like to pretend that it's kind of sexy now, a big change from my normal voice, which I'm convinced sounds like a 12-year-old on helium. I think I'd like to test this sexy voice theory out by grabbing the first hot guy I see off the street and growling at him, "Take me, baby, now!" If he takes me, right there and then, then I'll definitely have to find some way to make my voice stay like this.

Then again, that's not likely to happen, given that A) that would require getting out of my pajamas and going outside (unless my new faux-sexy voice is enough to make a guy forget I'm wearing pajamas and no makeup), and B) in my neighborhood, the first hot guy I see on the street is 80% likely to be gay. Oh well. It was a fun idea while it lasted.

Replies: 10 Comments

Do it! Have someone videotape it.

I know someone in your area who would faint if you said that to him >:D

melantha, Friday, May 27th

When my voice goes all low from allergies I find that I can actually sing! Well, at least carry a tune.

cousineddie, Friday, May 27th

Melantha - I resent that. >:D

Brooke, Friday, May 27th

You best hope I don't email him and confess your undying love for you. >:D

melantha, Saturday, May 28th

That is so unbelievably evil and wrong that you will be stricken with horrible, horrible luck forever and ever if you did that. So horrible, that you'll become Benevolent Dictator and NO ONE will listen to you!

Don't forget that I have certain people I can email with YOUR undying love confessions too. I think my choices would be far, far more evil. >:D

Brooke, Saturday, May 28th

I expressed my concern for your future and how few men I saw in it earlier, but this only makes me worry much, much more.

Lindsay, Saturday, May 28th

Ah yes, my dear little sister, the only one who's honest with me and confirms my fears that I'll be one of those old women who never got married but has 40 dogs. Thanks, hon.

Brooke, Saturday, May 28th

You know I'm there for you ;D

Lindsay, Sunday, May 29th

HA, didn't that happen to Phoebe on Friends? She was singing smelly cat and got a cold then was trying to get Monica to giver her a cold again ... In the US isn't the good looking male population usually gay? ;)

brian, Sunday, May 29th

Not all of us.

Brad, Sunday, May 29th