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03/10/2005: "Ugly babies"
Song of the Day: Kate Ryan - We Belong Together
From the buzz around the internet, it seems like the latest Star Wars movie is supposed to be out in theaters sometime in the near future. I've seen them all and don't consider them anything special, but I do have one pressing question:
How do two people as hawt as Natalie Portman and Hayden Christensen have a baby that looks as hideous as Mark Hamill?
I demand a remastering of the original movies with a hawt guy inserted in Mark Hamill's place. They've already edited some dialogue to make the old movies more consistent with the new ones, can't they edit the actors as well? I simply cannot suspend my disbelief and watch Mark Hamill run around as the son of Natalie and Hayden. It ruins the (already underwhelming) experience for me.
I think I might start a petition. The People for Hawt Men in Star Wars! Anyone with me?
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Only if you sign my petition to eradicate Star Wars from the face of the earth and the collective memory...which would kind of cancel out yours...melantha, Friday, March 11th
GASP!! ACK!!! How can we all have so many other things we like in common, but here you two are completely insane??? ;-) I'm impressed with Hayden's hair in the new one, bc it looks Mark Hamill-ish....and I think he was pretty hot in the first movie, if you can ignore Luke's whineyness, but after the car accident/reconstructive surgery, eh. /end rant :-)elenagilbert@hotmail.com">Tara, Friday, March 11th