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05/09/2004: "Big boobs"
I have decided I want to lose weight. However, the only place that I want to lose weight from is my boobs. I've decided they're too cumbersome and have this annoying habit of rendering perfectly darling tank tops unwearable because they just won't fit in. However, they're a perfect excuse for not getting pregnant; my cousin's boobs went up two sizes when she had her baby. If mine went up two sizes, I'd be in trouble. Big trouble.
I know I said a few entries ago that I'm not boob-obsessed like Janet Jackson is. This was momentarily changed by my finding the gorgeous Forever 21 tank top in my closet that I have tried multiple times to wear and have each time decided I need a breast reduction in order to do so. Things like that can make a girl bitter.
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I'm not sure which is worse: not being able to fill out a top, or not being able to wear a top because you fill it out too much...melantha, Monday, May 10th