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04/13/2004: "Boob obsession"

Getting Janet's new CD convinces me that the whole boob thing was not an accident. In every picture in the CD booklet, her boobs are prominently displayed through unbuttoned shirts and the like. It's really ridiculeous, it's like, "Yes, Janet, you're a woman. You have boobs. Good job." I have boobs too, and I find myself getting through the day just fine without focusing on them too much.

Speaking of the CD, since it has one of those "parental advisory" stickers on it, no one under 17 can buy it. Guess who got carded, at Meijer of all places, when she tried to buy it. *rolls eyes* Come on, do I really look under 17? Granted, it was at 3:30 in the morning and I had on my pajamas and no makeup, but really what teenager is out at the campus Meijer at 3:30 a.m.?

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hold on, I'm not sure if I can get through the day without letting people know that I, too, have boobs, so...

HEY EVERYONE, I HAVE BOOBS. LOOK AT MY BOOBS. I AM SOOO PRIVATE BUT I WILL TALK ABOUT RIDING SOMEONE'S PACKAGE IN MY SONGS. MY SEXUALITY IS A BEAUTIFUL, PUBLIC THING.

whew. :D

melantha, Wednesday, April 14th