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06/08/2003: "Don't argue..."

You'd think people would learn not to argue with me. The other night at dinner, my mom got a bottle of French dressing out of the fridge for me. The conversation that followed went like this:

Me: "This doesn't look right, it's all watery."
Mom: "Shake it up, you have to shake all salad dressings before you use them."
Me (shaking away): "It doesn't look like that did anything."
Mom: "Oh, stop complaining, I'll get you another kind of dressing if you don't want that one."
Me (opening bottle and smelling it): "It smells pretty rancid too."
Mom: "Give it to me, I'll put it back."
Me (upon noticing the expiration date): "Mom, this dressing expired three years ago."

What's the lesson? I'm always...(fill in, I know at least some of you know this mantra like the back of your hand).

Replies: 5 Comments

Right :)

Is that the correct answer :)
Brooke is ALWAYS right :)

... well least i know something ;)

Joe, Monday, June 9th

Hey Brooke good luck on the LSATS
I hope it goes well

gofckyrslf339@netscape.net">bgfalconbabe, Monday, June 9th

you are SOOO picky, always wanting salad dressing that's not spoiled! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, MISSY?

by the way, I, too, am always right. you forgot to mention that.

melantha, Monday, June 9th

Umm ... just for the record are ALL women right? or is it just the women of kallure?

Joe, Monday, June 9th

I believe it's all women are right. That's just how it is.

Didn't I tell you that you were right this past week, Brooke?? I think I deserve a prize for knowing the answer prior to you writing your ep. :-P

Shannon, Wednesday, June 11th