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05/24/2003: "Strippers"

Strippers. All men love them. Ex #3 used to abandon me on Saturday nights to go to strip clubs with his friends, even though I was old enough to get into them. Something about staring at ugly naked girls just isn't as sexy with your girlfriend sitting right there, I guess.

I was reading this article in Allure magazine about strippers today. Guess what the #1 "first-aid" item they keep backstage is? Gas-X and Pepto Bismal.

Yeah. I'm betting they're looking really sexy in your eyes about now.

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The first time I went to a nudie bar, I brought my crj homework. Cover was 5$, and sodas (in a glass) were 1$. The rule was, you can stay and watch, so long as your glass is full. I stayed an hour or two, and did my homework as best I could, with all the distractions going on around me (women girating on two stages to loud rock music, 20$ lapdancers and drink checkers making their rounds..) The place is still there, but I never went back, perhaps because it was a small and homely joint. I dunno.

My second time was on or near my 19th birthday. Ex #1 made plans to spend the day celebrating with me, but she was in a bitchy mood causing me to call everything off. Went home, made a call to a guy friend of mine, and asked him to take me out _anywhere_. So, we hit a larger, pr0n0rific nudie bar (Steve's favorite !).

I recall getting bored quickly (he was financing all of his lapdances, until he ran out of money. This meant that our "short" stay, turned into at the least, three hours of sitting and gazing/gawking/drinking soda) and once you've seen one XXX starlet do __, you've seen them all.

One night some guy celebrated his birthday there, and all the women came out to rub him down with body paint. He was, of course, stripped down to his boxers, and shaking with embarassment. ;)

I'll concede the point that the fascination with the nekkid body will always exist.. ;) OTOH, the fascination with strip clubs (juice bars, or topless) tends to wane after one gets older, and acquires an increased amount of fiscal responsibility, and maturity.

Based on his actions during those covetted, work-free weekends, Ex #3 was/is a moron - which is probably why he is an 'ex'.. Bork. :D

opiate, Monday, May 26th

i happen to be one of the dancers in that article and frankly dionara i think you are a jealous b***ch. youre probably some 300 lb lonely housewife with 10 kids living in a trailer in the midwest.

ms dancer nyc, Wednesday, August 13th

I found that last comment at least a year after it was written, and I just had to smirk. What's a b***ch? *counts letters on her fingers* And how do you fit 10 kids in a trailer?

Oh wait. That must be why she's a stripper.

Brooke, Friday, October 22nd