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03/04/2003: "Dear stupid people:"
Dear Satan worshippers:
When you commit mass murders and leave your sign written in your victims' blood on the walls, please be sure to turn the pentacle all the way upside down. Otherwise, not only do you look stupid, but you also lead people to believe that Satanists use a pentacle for their symbol, rather than the inverted one.
Dear people who want marijuana to be legalized:
Please realize that there is a difference between decriminalizing marijuana and legalizing marijuana. Decriminalizing it will not make it legal. Legalizing it will make it legal, hence the name. You look as stupid as the Satanists using the pentacle when you write in chalk on the campus sidewalks: "Decriminalize marijuana, make it legal!"
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Brooke, I know how much you want merijuana legalized. But try to control your rage when fellow stoners screw up terms and jargon. The stoners simply do not know any better, that is why they are stoners. Just kidding Brooke I love you and you are the best roommie ever!Lauren, Tuesday, March 4th
sing it, sister!melantha, Wednesday, March 5th