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02/12/2003: "Flicked off by a fireman"

What is up with all those AIM spams from girls wanting you to look at them strip on webcams? They're all identical; it's like all the amateur porn queens of the world got together at a convention and put together a list of rules..."Okay, now make sure that your screenname is a female name followed by a dozen numbers, make sure you use exactly one winky face in the body of your message, and make sure they know you're lonely." Because that's exactly what I do when I'm lonely: strip.

If your name is Mr. Dot and you've been flicked off by a fireman, please call me and explain how your car got BOOMed.

Replies: 6 Comments

Calling you now would be an exercise in futility; I don't remember a thing, darlin'. ;)

We have a surprise waiting for you back at the ranch though, when you arrive. ;)

Tired now. Must slep.

dot, Wednesday, February 12th

muahahahaha....

mrs dor, Wednesday, February 12th

whoops...ahem...muahahahaha

mrs dot****, Wednesday, February 12th

Mrs. Dot ?

I wasn't aware I had an admirer; the pedanticism of that amuses me, whoever you are.

Bork.

dot, Wednesday, February 12th

I highly suspect that it is the little sister, as she told me earlier that she's now Mrs. Dot. She still adores you for your quacking.

Brooke, Thursday, February 13th

Ah, well, if someone wants to marry me off without letting me know, blah; what the hell. Live on the edge.

My pool game sucked tonight. Grr..

dot, Thursday, February 13th