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01/28/2003: "Men smell rancid"

What is it with you men and your god-awful cologne? Today I was sitting in class, and this guy sits down in front of me, and I literately had to breathe through my mouth during the entire class because he was wearing this rancid cologne. It didn't help that it smelled like he had taken a bath in it as well. Very rarely do I like men's cologne...really, just take a shower and wear deodorant. I don't need your "wood pine musk" scent invading my olfactory system. All those commericals you see where wearing cologne makes women jump you in the elevator -- those aren't real. They're just trying to sell their product. And it's working, apparently.

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Generally, any body-spray a boy uses, is a cheap means to an end (what grrl is gonna want to take you home with her when you smell of wood pine musk.. mmmm.. pine..).

A good cologne, however, is a man's best friend (fun fact: mr dot uses three in random order). Used correctly, it pretty much opens the door to conversations with grrls who compliment you on how nice you smell.

Seems rediculous, but I ain't gonna knock it because it works. ;)

dot, Wednesday, January 29th

So then what was the motive of this boy who was wearing (obviously) cheap cologne to class? Was he trying to pick up girls in class? Wow, people are really getting desperate these days.

Mr. Dot - Do these girls who compliment you on how good you smell also offer confessions of true love? ;)

Brooke, Wednesday, January 29th

Only the truly drunk grrls would confess their true drunk love for me. Amusing, but not entirely flattering. Many thanks to Tom and Mark, for teaching me how to work the barfly.

*sigh*

dot, Wednesday, January 29th

I KNOW you're not touching my mannequin!

Tara, Wednesday, January 29th