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09/13/2002: "Perverts"

Gotta love perverted internet stalkers. This morning when I woke up, I had an ICQ message from a man saying (verbatim): "Hi.......I'm an attractive, very fit, older married guy, who's keenly interested in experiencing a younger woman. I realize this may seem a bit bizarre, but what can I say. Please don't feel obligated to respond unless you're curious too.. ;-)."

It was 8:30 in the morning, I'd gotten five hours of sleep, I was cranky, bitchy, and not quite awake. I replied with the only word that popped into my head.

"Freak."

I got back from class and found another message: "lol Hardly...but at least I know where you stand.. :)"

This guy likes smiley faces too much.

Anyways, as I was extremely put off by this guy, I had to reply again: "Dude, you're married, and you're old. You should have "experienced young women" when you were young. Lolita was a MOVIE, you know."

Him: "lmao And you're young and naive.. lol Age is a state of mind, my friend, which you'll discover some day..... and movies often have at their core a kernal of truth.. *smile* Anyway - thanks for the laugh... good luck to ya.. ;-)"

He has the nerve to say I'm amusing him. His stupid smiles and laughs and smiley faces are DOUBLY pissing me off now. You're a man, or so you say you are, stop GIGGLNG.

He's from around my hometown too, which is even worse.

Me: "I'm hardly naive, thanks, I'm just pissed you have the audacity to IM random young women and ask them to sleep with you. It's rude and perverted and insulting. I also think you're extremely arrogant to believe any of them would agree."

This man is the cause of all our social ills, I swear. He hasn't replied to THAT yet, I hope he gets angry.

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haa! you are my new hero for saying that :)

Lisa, Saturday, September 14th