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09/08/2002: "Drunk Weekend"
This weekend has been an interesting weekend for drunk people. I didn't get drunk, because I don't quite appreciate the taste of the cheap horsepiss beer people serve at parties. But everyone else seemed to, and they left me with some interesting stories.
1) I went to a party at a friend's house Friday night. I had forgotten how snuggly drunk people get until one of my sisters standing next to me, put her arm around my waist and her head on my shoulder. No lesbian undertones here, all you boys out there, sorry.
2) Melantha was chatting with a drunk boy who announced that he was a bunny. I'm kind of jealous, I've never met a bunny before.
LokiDiedForYou: i'm not a very good whore
incandescent0: but you're a great bunny
incandescent0: just keep being a bunny, and everything will be ok.
LokiDiedForYou: that was my thought
LokiDiedForYou: bunnies are in much greater demand than whores
incandescent0: yes, whores just aren't that cute and cuddly
incandescent0: can I slap your cotton tail?
LokiDiedForYou: gently
LokiDiedForYou: and only if it procedes fucking like bunnies
incandescent0: oooo so that's how you like it
incandescent0: hmmm
incandescent0: how DO bunnies fuck?
LokiDiedForYou: copiously.
LokiDiedForYou: minus one of the "o"s i think
incandescent0: no it's spelled right
incandescent0: do bunnies even HAVE o's?
LokiDiedForYou: we have bunny "o"s all the damn time
3) My best guy friend, Matt, is a freshman at Central Michigan University, and he's getting his first taste of drunk people.
MColbyB: I just gave the phone to my roommate telling him that the phone was for him
MColbyB: no one was on the phone
He's already learned how to mess with intoxicated peoples' minds. Good boy. He's not so good with supervising them...
MColbyB: I GOT TO GO MY ROOM MATE IS CRAWLING OUT THE WINDOW
MColbyB: they really are on the roof
MColbyB: they crawled out the window
MColbyB: omg
SlayTPG1: Tell them there's porn on TV
MColbyB: why do I feel like this is my last weekend alive?
MColbyB: like I am going to get skinned alive
Oh boy. Gotta love 'em.