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09/05/2002: "What a jerk"

Melantha passed an idiot off to me to play with. Here's her comments on him:

incandescent0: oh brother... this guy from a night or so ago is msg'ing me...apparently he lives near by... he wouldn't quit inquiring about my age, and THEN he starts asking about my SEX LIFE, and automatically assumes I'm single and it's been awhile and I want him
incandescent0: at the end of his one sided conversation he asked me for my phone number
incandescent0: he was SHOCKED that I didn't give it to him!

So I IMed him and started pestering him about HIS sex life and location. He came here and found my first name and picture

SlayTPG1: I'm a friend of [Melantha's], and although she didn't want any action, I did.
robinmpatterson: so uh, do you have pics
robinmpatterson: i assume that is you on the reasons to love me section of your websight
SlayTPG1: Yeah, so you have pictures now
robinmpatterson: i only have one picture
robinmpatterson: and brooke, i want more
robinmpatterson: a full body picture of course
SlayTPG1: Ooh, you said my name, I'm getting chills now

I asked him for HIS picture, and his reply:

robinmpatterson: probably this conversation and any pictures i send you will show up on your blog
robinmpatterson: and you are creeping me out

*dies* It sounds like Mr. Robin has had his coversations posted before. And he says I was creeping him out? What does he think he's doing when he IMs people like Melantha and plays 20 questions? I was laughing like a maniac for five minutes after he said that.

If you IM him, tell him you're feeling dangerous. *g*