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09/03/2002: "Here's a tip: don't give road head during the day in heavy traffic"
I'm back at school after the three-day weekend, the two-hour drive back was uneventful and boring. The drive home on Friday, on the other hand, was quite interesting. I was flying down the left-hand lane, 10 miles over the speedlimit, not wanting to go any faster because I had already passed 5 cops pulling people over on their holiday-weekend vigil. I was passing all the cars in the right-hand lane, and so far hadn't encountered any impatient people wanting me to drive faster.
Soon there's this red car behind me, so close to my tail that I can't see his hood. It scared me, because when you're doing 75 mph, you don't want to risk tapping someone's bumper. After about five minutes of him following me like this, when he had plenty of opportunities to pull into the other lane and pass me, I started to get pissed. FINALLY he pulls around me, and when he does, a girl looks up from his lap. Brushes her hair out of her eyes. Lowers her head back down.
As Melantha quoted me saying, "He almost rearended me because he was getting ROAD HEAD!!!"
Please people, come on. Not near my car. Thank you.
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why would someone want to be driving fast when they're getting road head? wouldn't you want to go slower so it lasts longer?sexy, Sunday, May 4th
heh, you'd think...Sarah, Tuesday, July 15th